I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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