if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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