Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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