last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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