I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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