all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
should my penis look like a turkey
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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