I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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