I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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