'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
