i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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