Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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