Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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