why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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