You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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