hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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