hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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