elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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