Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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