Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
