just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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