Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My life is pants optional.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize
