More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
