Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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