I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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