I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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