Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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