I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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