do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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