i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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