I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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