I can tuck mytits in my pants
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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