It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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