i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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