He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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