She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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