Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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