Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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