just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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