Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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