You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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