Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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