Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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