oh god the rape fog is back!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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