Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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