so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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