Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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