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(515): View more from Iowa

if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

only you. it could only happen to you.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing

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(770): View more from Georgia

You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.

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