You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
