i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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