Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he shaved USA in his pubs
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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