why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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