I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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