It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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