i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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