I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
even my farts smell like vagina
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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