what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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