you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
